Tigger Voice

Posted on Friday, May 15th, 2009 at 11:58 pm

tigger voice

New Obama dog

Barack Obama wants the family to have a dog, which is a tradition for the first family to the White House. As Obama has been incredibly detailed questionnaire sent to prospective employees of its administration, I can now reveal that he a similar questionnaire to all prime candidates for dogs.

1. Have you made a donation to my campaign? If yes, indicate the real name you used to make a donation so you can determine whether it was sufficiently important to justify their own. Only cash donations count. Sad but I can not think of just working for my campaign or backing vocals, as we see what happened when I promised a post for supporting Hillary Clinton. Now I have a team that begins to resemble the Clinton administration!

2. Have you ever smelled your ass a dog terrorist or a terrorist?

3. If you answered "yes" or "maybe" or "I'm not really sure, could define the term "terrorist"? "To the question above, please give details of the incident and include a convincing explanation can presenting to the press to explain why inhalation of the stock in question is not a relevant issue and should be ignored.

4. Have you ever been bitten a liberal? If yes, fully document the incident for us to see if they are liberal or intolerant liberal who really deserve to be bitten. Although it is doubtful the result, because they are so well-meaning liberals and lovers of peace that this allegation is unfounded, I will give you the opportunity to prove his innocence in this case.

5. Have you ever bitten a conservative? If yes, fully document the incident as biting conservative because he or she was an evil, anti-poor, racist. Bitten Conservatives would be a multiple pulse further possibilities Please be sure to tell all such incidents.

6. What do you prefer, listen to Rush Limbaugh or Air America?

7. Air America Rather more, if your home is required to hire more canine dog and discuss issues of oppression Lupin Americans suffer at the hands of the oppressors of men?

8. Have you ever peed in an undocumented worker?

9. Did not contain Pit Bull blood in their genetics? If so, please fill out the form completely Addendum 7843-C N, R, S, U and authorization to Z and A 1-way for we can make mind control to determine their propensity for violence.

10. A member of your family who was a German shepherd?

11. Candidates qualified will be at least 25% of each of the following: Portuguese Water Dog, Shitz-zu, Chihuahua, giraffe, Australia Sheppard, Cornish hen, English Terrier Daschund, African elephant, Black Labrador Retriever, the Indian elephant, the woolly mammoth, the poodle, Woozles, Tigger and Winnie the Pooh Please check all claims of its line Although the validity descending documentation will not be controlled, so false is acceptable.

12. Do you have only one live birth certificate or document is fully you were born in the United States with a staff of Vault copy of his papers? Do not worry, the lack thereof shall not be held against him.

13. Do you or any member of his family lived in a house where no human has been registered at any time with or given to the Republican Party? If yes, please document all abuses of these people visited the evil upon thee and the list of their addresses. You know ... only a trace.

14. What does your religion? Note that preferential treatment be accorded to practitioners of liberation theology and canine will be asked to verify that no time was ever actually present in one of his speeches and vicious anti-American pastor.

15. Have you ever made a racist remark as "wooooof" "Woooff" "framework Scream" or "bark bark frame at any time?

16. Please list all the other dogs you consider your friends. Fully documented their careers so we can determine if your circle of friends (also known as a backpack) is significantly different.

17. If you were left alone in a room with Condoleezza Rice, biting) because it is a tool of the Republican Party, b) betrayed their gender a bad Republican to serve in his presidency while Republicans were constantly trying to return women to a state of "barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen", c) a traitor to his race, or d) all the previous ones?

18. If possible, you want to plant bombs at the police station and try to maul and kill police and civilians to the just cause the release of the dog?

19. Explain in no less than 5,000 words why the people of Iraq were not worthy of help, how are you against help from the beginning and how it was the only dog that has occupied that position.

20. If requested, the Constitution Party has chosen to ignore?

21. Would you be open to the idea of a Canine Defence Force in which all dogs in the United States volunteer for the service required of at least 50 hours per month for conservatives complaining of intimidating?

22. What are your views on the following potential energy sources: oil, coal, natural gas, nuclear, wind, solar, biofuels and hydropower. No, seriously, because I have no idea what the devil into January 20, 2009. You have no idea what it is all these crazy pulling me into the environment every possible direction. Hey, would you be open to my energy czar, by chance?

23. Describe how think corporations are evil. The more you think you are, the better.

24. Ideas I am currently wanting to know how to keep Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, on my back for the next four years. Give me your best estimate of how much money Congress would have reserved for them to silence.

25. And one last question. If you are hypoallergenic? Look, my daughter is allergic to dogs, so you should be hypoallergenic as not to cause any discomfort while allowing me to look like that may relate to the common man and animal. Sorry, but my wife made me ask.

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